We built the things we review.

yea.llc is published by the team behind labs.llc. The properties reviewed on this desk — VIZZI, the Joke Vault and ORBIT — are built by that same team. This is not an independent review site and has never claimed to be. It is a desk inside a workshop, writing about the workshop's own tools, in public, under its own name.

We publish it anyway because we think a specific, measured, flaw-naming account of a piece of software is worth more to you than no account at all — and because the alternative, a marketing page that calls everything seamless, is what we are trying not to be. But you should discount our praise accordingly, and you should hold the numbers to a much higher standard than the adjectives. The numbers are the part you can check.

Everything published here on 2026-09-22 was measured that day between 22:33Z and 22:45Z, using paced public GET requests and a headless browser driving the live pages at labs.llc/vizzi/, labs.llc/joke/ and labs.llc/orbit/. Nothing was submitted, posted or changed; every request was a read. Analytics and third-party endpoints were blocked at the network layer so that our own measurement runs do not appear in anybody's traffic figures.

Counts described as counted were derived from the live files the pages themselves load — for example, ORBIT's 10,911 element sets were counted by parsing the object lines of the data file, and the Joke Vault's 410 long-form stories by counting the entries per category. Counts described as read off the page are the property's own on-screen counters at the moment named.

It is not advice. The software reviewed here is for pleasure — a visualiser, a joke vault and a satellite globe — and nothing on this site should be relied on for any decision that matters. In particular, ORBIT's pass predictions are computed from a dated snapshot of published orbital elements and are for looking at the sky, not for planning anything.

No advertising is sold on this site. No affiliate links, no sponsored placements, no payment of any kind has been taken for a review or a grade. If that ever changes it will be written here first.

One script runs on this site and its entire job is to count. It is a Google Analytics 4 tag, property G-MSYPZC5L9W, which belongs to yea.llc and to nothing else in the estate — not a shared id, not a second tag, not an ad network.

It books a page view, a rough country, a device class and whatever referred you, and it sets its own cookies to tell one visit from another. It is never handed a name, and it is never given anything you type — not that this desk asks you to type anything. The only input fields anywhere on this domain are the five on the preserved portal page, and they are switched off and send nowhere; the card below says why. And you can say no to the counter — blocked, and every grade, every frame strip and every table on this desk still loads, which was tested on 2026-09-23 by serving these pages with the tag refused.

Before this was a desk, yea.llc was a portal, and that page is still at yea.llc/portal/ — it had been at this address long enough that deleting it would have broken every link into it. It is kept as a reading copy, and two things about it need saying plainly rather than leaving for a visitor to discover.

Its two forms do not send. The thirty-day challenge and the join form used to post a name, an address and a message to a contact endpoint. There is no endpoint behind them here, and this site’s content policy sets form-action 'none', so nothing could leave the page even if something tried. Rather than leave a button that fails quietly after you have typed into it, the fields and both buttons are switched off in the markup, they are drawn switched off, and a note beside each says what it was. Anything you would have written goes to labs@labs.llc, which is a real mailbox a person reads.

Its other buttons work again. The portal was built with 104 inline click handlers, and this site’s content policy refuses inline handlers outright. So on the day this site was cut, every button on the preserved page was dead — the manifesto would not open, the generator would not fire — and nobody had checked. We did not widen the policy to fix that. The handlers were moved into the page’s own script file, which the policy already allows, and the modals, the category cards, the generator and the mobile menu now open exactly as they always did. Measured in Chrome on 2026-09-23 with this site’s real policy served: 0 inline handlers left, 104 rewired, modals opening, no policy violation logged.